All the Big Trees

Just came back to Maputo after five days in the field, but I will only be staying for one day. This Saturday night is thus dedicated to recharging my energy, eating chocolate and washing clothes. Tomorrow I have to run shopping for some of the things I had stolen from my luggage. (My razor, seriously?) On Monday morning we leave again, this time to Gaza province. No big trees over there unfortunately, but I’m quite convinced there will be more big impressions.

Here’s a Baobab tree in Tete.

And here’s what my iPod just very suitably played for me, by the way. It’s from one of my favourite albums ever, one of those that I sleep to and that make my mind float. Only have a listen if you’re also staying in tonight, don’t hold me responsible if it suddenly puts you in a state of awe and tranquility. Boa noite.

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Jonsi & Alex – All the Big Trees
Riceboy Sleeps (2009)

Sleeping in an igloo.

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I’m in Tete, the capital of the province with the same name. It is known for being very rich in minerals, for it’s booming economy and for the presence of the Brazilian mining company that many choose to refer to as evil.

So, because of the presence of this certain business, and the very rich visitors and expensive consultants it continuously receives, the hotel prices in Tete suddenly boomed to numbers completely out of proportion to the rest of the country. We’re talking at least 200€ for a night in a single room. In a city that really doesn’t have anything to offer other than business.

So, we are staying a bit outside, in a place where one pays 60€ for a private igloo-like house. And I love it. It’s exactly what I needed after four days of running around in Shangara with kids pulling my hair, tons of sand in my eyes, mosquito horrors, nothing but xima with chicken to eat and one of the most uncomfortable beds I have ever slept in.

I am taking the flight back to Maputo tomorrow afternoon and decided that I will take the evening off tonight. So after spoiling myself with a long shower and some really good food in a restaurant overlooking the river, I found myself in the WFP compound where I met friends I had only emailed with so far, and a very charismatic Chilean woman who also works for the UNICEF and who I met on my first night in Changara. It’s such a shame when great people are hidden like this in the middle of nowhere. Come to Maputo!

Tomorrow I will continue working. Wait, what? It’s already Friday? Weekends don’t exist in the field, especially not when you’re doing something you’re enjoying. Frankly, I can’t wait to get back to my computer, but I deserve this sleep and I really deserved that perfect fish fillet. Yum.

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Day 3 in Changara

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The days start very early and end late in Changara. I have been running around from school to school, noting down a million thoughts, dreams and names in my little notebook. Other than that, I have been touched by the stories of young people, watched an important theatre show, and filled half of my 16GB SD card with photos. My little obsession with having order in my files definitely pays off in moments like this.

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I get so happy when work is intense like this. It suddenly feels much more meaningful than when sitting in an office. Also, I have during this short time learnt far more about the work of UNICEF and the situation in Mozambique than I ever could have in the office. Changara district in Tete province is one of the poorest in Mozambique. This place takes poverty beyond what I have seen of poverty before.

I will tell you more about Changara, the Child Friendly Schools initiative and my work with the UNICEF at some other point. Now, I’ll do just a little bit more of writing and then use my headphones and some Brian Eno to block out the loud party outside of my window. I have to make sure I get some sleep. Another long and intense day tomorrow.

Anyway, here’s my tired face for you. Boa noite!

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Stolen essentials and baobab trees

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I have found the land of the magic trees. These amazing creations, scattered all over the Tete landscape, look as if they have entire little villages inside of their enormous stems. The baobab tree does not only bear a nutritious, vitamin rich and useful fruit – it’s also pretty damn beautiful.

So, I have been here for a day, and it has been a rather hectic one, of various reasons. Firstly imagine getting the greatly exciting assignment of being sent to the field to in a few days collect, photograph and report on various people’s experiences of implemented projects. Then, imagine arriving to your guesthouse and realizing that there are things missing from your luggage. And that one of these things is the charger for your camera – the same camera that you very much will need to charge. Let me at this moment remind you that you are far out in the middle of nowhere. And we’re talking so far out that the local bar only serves one kind of beer. Just forget finding a charger out here.

Anyway, two hundred phonecalls later, I had found a place that sells Canon chargers, a friend who could buy one for me, and a random acquaintance of a friend, who just happens to be on his way to the same province tomorrow! (aaand my friend just happens to be such an angel that I also will get to borrow an L lens.) So simply put: a new charger and an awesome lens are on their way to me with tomorrow’s flight, and somebody will bring them out here. Because one always knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody who.. right?

So, I’m currently staying in the only guesthouse there is in this district. There are only two types of rooms, one for 10€, the other for 30€. And the difference? A mirror, and a TV. I don’t watch TV.

So anyway, here I am. In the middle of nowhere. On a very exciting assignment with the UNICEF. And right now I’m mainly amazed by the good 3g connection while focusing on hiding well inside my mosquito net. I’m completely covered in repellent and a little bit paranoid. The last thing I need now is malaria.

My neighbour is blasting Beyonce from his mobile phone so I might as well give you a photo of my bathroom window. I chose the cheaper room, of course. It’s all about piorities, darling.

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Inclusive

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On the first day of the conference that we organised here in Maputo, I was responsible for taking the group photo of all the participants. Getting all the people to stand together wasn’t the easiest of tasks, and people were being slow and a bit confused.

So when I finally got them all to stand in the front of the beautiful ballroom, there was a heavy silence. I was preparing the camera and suddenly realized I had a huge group of ambassadors, parliamentarians, professors, students and NGO people in front of me, waiting for my command.

I took the camera down, smiled and said “Wow.. Hello!”. They laughed, and I took a couple of shots.

And that was that. A group photo, not very complicated.. but then, yesterday, a girl from one of the ministries approached me.

“I just want to smile every time I see you, what you did was amazing!”

I didn’t have any idea about what she was referring to..

“You don’t understand, it’s a very complex and sensitive matter. Yesterday, when you asked all of us to stand in front of the room, people were in shock. You just put all of us, the parliamentarians, the ambassadors and us, the normal people – together! Here, in Mozambique, we always take two photos: One of the VIP’s, and one of the rest of the people – they usually don’t want to be on the same picture as us – but yesterday you forced them to. And it was so easy, you just said something funny and asked us to smile. Normal people and VIP’s – we laughed together – and we all loved it!”

Damn, the most random of things one can accomplish when accidently making a cultural faux pas. I guess sometimes it’s just better not to know these things. Also, the exchange of experiences, values and ideas couldn’t have started off in a better way. Especially for a conference that the Nordic countries had organised, where the theme was inclusive growth. Inclusive. And my camera will always be blind for hierarchy anyway.

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Hey.

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Just wanted to let you know that I’m back on track. All I needed was a message from my mom, a video from Ady, some dancing and a hug. The dancing probably continues tonight, in one way or another. We shall see.

Tomorrow I’m going for another prison monitoring visit with the Mozambican Human Rights League and work. I haven’t told you about the last one yet, but that’s a story I’m saving for another day. Unfortunately, I don’t have any photos for you due to both security and integrity reasons, but I believe the insights are interesting enough. Surprising enough. Upsetting enough. Disturbing enough. One day.

Have a great day, darlings. Look out for the leopards.

Signing your P11 electronically

Are you also one of those people who jump from country to country often enough to find it completely unreasonable to bring a printer along? If you also want to apply for UN positions you will probably face a reoccurring problem – the forms that you need to fill out are restricted Word and PDF files. So, after spending hours filling out all the details about your work experience, languages, skills and nationalities – you get to the part where you need to sign.  Meaning that you’re supposed to print the pages, sign, somehow scan them and then merge them back into one horribly looking pdf before being able to send your application.

I get quite upset when electronic devices try to limit me, so I made sure to find an alternative way to this issue. Good thing is, it applies not only for UN recruitment forms but for all kinds of online or restricted forms that need to be printed, signed and scanned. And actually, it’s fairly simple.

I’m sharing this mainly because I wish somebody else had done it before me, and I hope it will help some stressed out soul to send the application in before deadline. So, if you use this method – and get the position, make sure to let me know! :)

Here it goes:

Getting your signature on file

Before being able to “sign” your document, you will need to have an image of your signature on a file. This requires a little bit of patience and Photoshop skills, but it will be a great investment as you will be able to use this signature every time you need to sign something on your computer.

1. Sign your name on a blank paper
2. Take a close-up photo of the signature with a digital camera set on macro-mode.
3. Upload the photo to your computer an open it in a photo editing program. (Photoshop)
4. Fix the image and erase the background so that it becomes transparent and only the signature is seen. (See this tutorial)
6. Save as .PNG

Signing a restricted form

The issue with restricted forms is that you usually can’t edit the place where the signature is suppose to be, meaning that you theoretically need to print them to be able to sign. Here’s the way to get around that issue:

1. Complete the form.
2. Save the page that needs to be signed as a PDF using either the built in function in Word 2010, or if you have an older version – install and use a free virtual PDF printer.
3. Save the rest of the pages as PDF separately.
4. Convert the page that needs to be signed from PDF to JPG using one of the many free online converters. (http://pdf2jpg.net/)
5. Open a new Word document (Page size: Letter 8.5″ x 11″) and insert the image. Set image positioning as “tight” and drag it out all the way to the corners until it looks like the other pages in the form.
6. Choose “insert image” and add your signature file into the same document, set the positioning of the image as “in front of text” and place it where you would normally sign.
7. Save this one Word page as PDF, using either the built in function in Word 2010, or if you have an older version – install and use a free virtual PDF printer.
8. Merge the signed page with the rest of the pdf using one of the free online PDF-merging services (http://www.pdfmerge.com/).
9. Download and save your signed form.

And there you have it. Your P11 properly signed and saved without having to run around looking for printers and scanners.. Best of luck with your application!